Welcome to the IHoP

[jntar 15]

Did I tell you guys I went to jail for the first time this weekend?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Pee Wee Herman is my idol.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Uh-oh, DUI?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Dammit, it's past noon!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I cannot be stopped!!!!!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

BOW DOWN!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

THis thread shall be close for 23 minutes while I dump!

[jntar 15]

One of my friends and me were on our way to Houston to a meet we had planned. We had left the bar at like 9pm, got pulled over an hour in the drive. He couldnt find his DL. The cop asked if we had ben drinking and my friend said "an hour ago". Made him take a breatalizer. Oh he blew barely over. We got taken in, I went cause I knew I wouldnt have passed.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

What ya say? p.100 by noon your time?

[02BlackOnBlackSS 1]

23 minutes? Wow.

[jntar 15]

What r we on #811?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

EW, that sucks! What'd you blow? Least you don't get the DUI.

[02BlackOnBlackSS 1]

One of my friends and me were on our way to Houston to a meet we had planned.  We had left the bar at like 9pm, got pulled over an hour in the drive.  He couldnt find his DL.  The cop asked if we had ben drinking and my friend said "an hour ago".  Made him take a breatalizer.  Oh he blew barely over.  We got taken in, I went cause I knew I wouldnt have passed.

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That sucks. Do you have to pay any fines or anything?

[jntar 15]

T.O.P. that makes 3 today!!! New record for me.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

p.55 B*tches!

[mrray13 30]

23 minutes exactly?? u've timed it??

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I just had some fun with a telemarketer.

[jntar 15]

One of my friends and me were on our way to Houston to a meet we had planned.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

23 minutes exactly?? u've timed it??

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know my own bowel movements.

[jntar 15]

Ewwww

[Tirefryr 1,742]

So who's making my crown?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

These stitches are pissing me off.

[mrray13 30]

my fudgeing dsl sucks....i've gotta call the provider adn up my upoad speed..

u guys are kicking my ass...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Comcast baby!

[jntar 15]

Hey guys I have to cut a few orders. I will be back in a min or two.