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[JimJ 11]

i fudgein' rocked an econ test...

or i fell into every single trap that was out there...

one of the two.

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i fudgein' rocked an econ test...

or i fell into every single trap that was out there...

one of the two.

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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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ahh I feel much better arter I poo

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to the miss spelling

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A few days off

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I had run out

of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me

home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and

give me some time off.

I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down

from the ceiling.

Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde...it'll be important

later) came in and asked me what I was doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light

bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. The blonde started

following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.

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Beavers make big-bucks dam

The Associated Press

Updated: 2:50 p.m. ET Nov. 15, 2004

GREENSBURG, La. - These eager beavers had a whole new slant on money laundering.

A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.

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Turner Brown

A man named Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees he is alone

except for this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy

sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall,

350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".

Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels

down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks,

"Are you ok?"

In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say

to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face,I

just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3

lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said "Turn Around!"

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The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a

bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's

mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently

saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could

think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in

the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then

suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I

believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm

sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions

and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and

unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about

to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,

the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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A tour bus driver with a bus full of seniors is going down a highway,

>> when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers

him a

>> hand full of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

>

>> After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again

and

>> she hands him another hand full of peanuts. She repeats this

gesture

>> about

>> eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they

do

>> not eat

>> the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not

possible

>> because

>> of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

>

>> "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady

>> answers, "We just like the chocolate around them."

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Poodle parable

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in

Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle "Melton" along for company.

One day, the poodle Melton starts chasing butterflies and before

long Melton discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his

direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The poodle Melton thinks, "OK, I'm in deep chit now! Then he

noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down

to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the

leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one

delicious leopard.

I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as

a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the

trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That poodle Melton nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey named Carrabba who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But Melton the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great

speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey Carrabba soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here Carrabba, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine Melton."

Now Melton sees the leopard coming with the monkey Carrabba on his back, and thinks, "What am I am going to do now?"

But instead of running, Melton sits down with his back to

his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just

when they get close enough to hear Melton says...

"Where's that damn monkey Carrabba? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

"SOMETIMES BULLchit AND BRILLIANCE ARE THE SAME.

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: Truisims, These are good

On December 10, 2004 at 10:52am -0600, fbwinbastrop@webtv.net (Frances

White) wrote:

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely

ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the

check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my

delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked

into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to

buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!!!

=== Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly

neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a

table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may

not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.

=====

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they

would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

====== All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down

the

aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed

her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front

pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled

broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him

back his credit card.

=======

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax

and get used to the idea.

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in

your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over

you, what would you like them to say? "

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a

Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher

and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Don

said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to

God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years

mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks," Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute".

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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.

Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She

sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I

should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell

me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he

has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "Maybe,

but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the

curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last

request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John, " his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"

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A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back

to his hotel.

When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you

ever made love to?"

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might

be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening

and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,

what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see

what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your

wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my

advice?" The man said yes and the Rabbi! replied, "Take the poison

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STRESS MANAGEMENT

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?"

"My name is Don Burgermeyer," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"My name is Don Burgermeyer."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"I live at 1802 West 34th Street , ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my black beemer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming Over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street , and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on West 34th Street I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.

NOW, I feel better.

Anger management really works!

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Big Rain In De Bayou...

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana.

The next morning, the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap floating near the house, then she saw it float far out into the yard, then float back to the house.

It kept floating away from the house then back towards the house.

Her curiosity got the best of her so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the house, den back again."

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yea, das my husban. I tole dat jackass, he gonna cut the grass today come hell or high water."

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Why I Forward Jokes

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some iced water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in too?" the traveler asked.

I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill,he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there".

The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in." "How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog. "There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," was the answer.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use heaven's name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."

Soooo... Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes. When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.

And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke.

So my friend, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile..

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Raising Boys - Key points to ponder

>

> a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!

> B) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

> c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.

> d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

> e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

>

> The following came from an anonymous Mother in La Mesa, CA. I've

> learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):

>

> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

>

> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with

> Roller blades, they can ignite.

> 3.) A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

>

> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not

> strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a

> Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to

> spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

>

> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

> When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few

> times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

>

> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

>

> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

>

> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

>

> 9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even

> though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

>

> 10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

>

> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

>

> 12.) Super glue is forever.

>

> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

>

> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

>

> 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

>

> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

>

> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

>

> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

>

> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

>

> 20.) The fire department in La Mesa, CA has a 5 minute response time.

>

> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy

>

> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

>

> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

>

> 24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

>

> 25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

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on the elevator

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost

everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could

move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked "What is this,

Father?"

The father, never having seen an elevator, responded "Son, I have never

seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the

boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in wheel

chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened

and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and

the boy and his father watched small circular numbers above the walls

light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last

number and then began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls

opened and a

gorgeous 24-year old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his

son...

"Go get your mother

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~~@~~

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MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS

by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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by Osama Bin Laden

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by Bill Gates

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DETROIT: a Travel Guide

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by Dr. J. Kevorkian

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b y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

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Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

Keep your priorities in order

Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted:

"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.

" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,

"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:

"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid chit and act like an asshole!!! So he sent me!!"

ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!

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History of Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

read on:

Giving the Finger

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

"PLUCK YEW!"

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant

cluster at the beginning has gradually hanged to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the

longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew everything

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so far

Kent 26

Nick 51

97droptopz 9

supa 11

squeak 2

tire 67

me 17

denim 2

steve 4

powerbass 12

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only got to page 201?

and

who's "me"??

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Me=jntar duhhhh

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alright, from now on, I'll be sure to use my [sarcasm] & [/sarcasm] tags....

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Cough Syrup

>>

>> The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy

leaning heavily

> against a

>> wall.

>> The owner asks the clerk, "What's wrong with that

guy over there by

> the

>> wall?"

>> The clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning

to get something

> for

>> his

>> cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave

him an entire bottle

> of

>> laxative."

>> The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough

with a bottle of

>> laxatives!"

>> The clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at

him; he's afraid to

>> cough."

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own DAMN blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted

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EH! Thats my line bastage