Welcome to the IHoP

[dennisp 0]

i think my vision's getting worse. i'm having a hard time even focusing at the laptop screen right now with my glasses on.

optometrist friday anyways.

[Supa_c 1]

i think my vision's getting worse. i'm having a hard time even focusing at the laptop screen right now with my glasses on.

optometrist friday anyways.

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its those squinty eyes

[dennisp 0]

i think my vision's getting worse. i'm having a hard time even focusing at the laptop screen right now with my glasses on.

optometrist friday anyways.

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its those squinty eyes

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i keeel you!

[dennisp 0]

can i use hot glue to stick tweed to a surface and not have it show?

[Supa_c 1]

yep

[azbass 0]

oh. Top

[Supa_c 1]

cant call a top that late

[azbass 0]

i did not read that on the rules here

[Supa_c 1]

Its an un written pw rule

[Acidburn 10]

any ill mitch shirts?

negative team

take some initiative and do it yourself

gawsh pennis, you should now we are lazier than you are

[Acidburn 10]

The stupid marines callied me again

To bad i dont want to be in the military

lol i hate that

did i ever tell you the story about how my mom told me to hang up on a Marine?

[Acidburn 10]

/\ TOP

[Supa_c 1]

The stupid marines callied me again

To bad i dont want to be in the military

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lol i hate that

did i ever tell you the story about how my mom told me to hang up on a Marine?

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no, wanna tell me ?

[Acidburn 10]

so he called one day and like i had no intention of joining but i didnt want to be a dick to him so i just answered his questions and whatever and then he's like "well lets set up an interview then, whens a good time?" and im like "eeep, let me go ask my mom" and so i go talk to her and she's like "just hang up on him, it's been a while, i doubt he's still on the line" and im like "fiiiiine" and so i hang up the phone and like 5 seconds later IT RINGS AGAIN! then i run away and he leaves a message

[Supa_c 1]

lol, wimp

[dennisp 0]

when the marines dude called me, i said my parents didnt want me to join. he was like "are they vietnamese?" and well, they are. so i guess that worked out.

[Acidburn 10]

stop using your race as an excuse

[dennisp 0]

stop using your impotence as an excuse.

[Acidburn 10]

except im not impotent

you ARE asian

[dennisp 0]

i'll give you this round.

[dennisp 0]

i want an egg chair

[dennisp 0]

it costs about 2k

[Acidburn 10]

thats so freakin pimp

[JimJ 11]

did i ever tell you the story about how my mom told me to hang up on a Marine?

[r. lee ermey voice]

You had best unfudge yourself, Private!

sound off like you've got a pair...

[JimJ 11]

then i run away

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