Welcome to the IHoP

[JimJ 11]

For our sea urchin lab, some people asked the prof if we had to bring in our own sea urchins. Gawd they crack me up.

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They have sea urchins just randomly around their house?

Who doesn't?

[JimJ 11]

I dont think the floor was wet till you showed up. 

'cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man...

[///M5 2,833]

btw i think i've managed to save up enough money (read shanna is buying) for a roll of raammat. 

read sweet

[Chevy350TPI 12]

'cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man...

I do dress rather snazzy.

[///M5 2,833]

'cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man...

I do dress rather snazzy.

Helps you find a partner for "floor hockey"

[///M5 2,833]

What is murderball?

[JimJ 11]

'cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man...

I do dress rather snazzy.

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Helps you find a partner for "floor hockey"

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Someone else that really likes to puck?

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[Chevy350TPI 12]

What is murderball?

It's where I throw volleyballs as hard as I can at the heads of unsuspecting people not paying attention.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

What is murderball?

My woman drunk and horny.

[JimJ 11]

hey hey, what can i do

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Wonder if I'll get around to shaving my head tonight.

[Eldorado 0]

asians playing hockey, that'll be the day...

Murder ball ftw !

I wouldve done the nelson laugh at that lady who fell down. Im actually not that bad at it

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Night all!

[dennisp 0]

bye ry

[Eldorado 0]

I chipped my tooth today.

Wasnt very happy about that

[vladd 26]

woke up at 3am, i'm hungry as hell and have no food in the house, think its time to run to wal-mart and get something to cook. I really don't wanna cook though...

[Eldorado 0]

On further inspection, i chipped 2 teeth and put a fracture in one.

Now i have 3 fractured teeth.

[vladd 26]

how did you manage that?

[Acidburn 10]

how did you manage that?

x2

[jntar 15]

Afternoon. [/life]

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Work is chitty...Vacation next week

[vladd 26]

i'm ready to drop out of school, i am seriously getting so tired of it, and its getting me nowhere. Of course i'm just being a moody girl, i really just need some beery and to start studying.

i'm tired of...

being broke

worrying about getting into pharmacy school

struggling to pass easy classes and breezing through the harder ones

teachers that can't speak english

[dennisp 0]

Dang vladd, your life sounds almost like mine. I too would love to drop out ATM also.

I too am broke.

Don't think I'll get into any grad school (pharmacy is one of my choices currently)

I struggle in most classes.

4/6 teachers have strong accents.

IDK what happened. I was doing so well in HS, college has been the complete opposite. Such is life. /emo

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I went to Purdue for Grand Prix weekend when I was 21. Was drunk everynight and screwed 13 girls in 4 days. It was lovely, but I can honestly say, I'm glad I didn't go to college. I would have been expelled in a very short time and wasted who knows how much money.

[dennisp 0]

13 girls in 4 days, thats pretty amazing. No college degree will get you that much poon. Well, maybe a PHD if you know what I'm saying.

[dennisp 0]

I must be a farmer, cuz that was corny.