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[vladd 26]

i need a urethral sphincter joke that makes ya laugh so hard you piss yourself :-D

[vladd 26]

and i don't need a top, cause i just got one

[Acidburn 10]

i need a urethral sphincter joke that makes ya laugh so hard you piss yourself :-D

lololololol

almost made me choke on my cheese n crackers

[topgun 262]

Wow, ya'll are bad at jokes

[vladd 26]

or maybe you are?

[vladd 26]

nono....actually i'm horrible at jokes

[dennisp 0]

jokes are horrible at you actually

[vladd 26]

here's quite possibly my favorite joke

Two guys are sitting and bullchitting. The first guy is talking about how he was watching a nascar race and his wife stepped out of the kitchen in a low cut shirt to ask where a certain racer was. He replied "in the tits". He was of course laughing with the other guy in a macho way about this slip up. The other guys says "thats nothing to worry about freudian slips happen all the time, just the other day i was having breakfast with my wife, i meant to say 'honey please pass the sugar' instead it accidentally came out 'you're ruining my god damned life"

[topgun 262]

LOL, now thats a good one.

[vladd 26]

i am sofa king bored, and now becoming a bit scared of the test tomorrow, without a diagram this stuff is going to be hard to ask, and questions that are hard to ask definately are not easy to answer.

[topgun 262]

Time for bed. I'm out.

[vladd 26]

goodnight

[vladd 26]

dennis, are you leaving me too?

[vladd 26]

bad joke time....you all knwo the beginning to this one, or god i hope you do

vasa recta? Hell i killed them both!

[vladd 26]

A man walks into a gay bar, sees a man sitting at the bar, walks up to him and says "may i push in your stool?"

[dennisp 0]

indeed. good luck and good night.

[dennisp 0]

or was it the other way around? i think so

[bdawson72 0]

Possibly

[Acidburn 10]

here's quite possibly my favorite joke

Two guys are sitting and bullchitting. The first guy is talking about how he was watching a nascar race and his wife stepped out of the kitchen in a low cut shirt to ask where a certain racer was. He replied "in the tits". He was of course laughing with the other guy in a macho way about this slip up. The other guys says "thats nothing to worry about freudian slips happen all the time, just the other day i was having breakfast with my wife, i meant to say 'honey please pass the sugar' instead it accidentally came out 'you're ruining my god damned life"

:lol2:

[Acidburn 10]

http://www.batmobilehistory.com/

[bdawson72 0]

Lol

[Acidburn 10]

[bdawson72 0]

Acidburn i noticed that you have a 8443......Well, I have a 8445 and ive noticed that sometimes when bass hits it tends to turn to the next track. Does yours ever do that?

[vladd 26]

my 8053 doesn't, but i also do not have a sub :-D

[Acidburn 10]

Acidburn i noticed that you have a 8443......Well, I have a 8445 and ive noticed that sometimes when bass hits it tends to turn to the next track. Does yours ever do that?

nope