Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[supersaiyan 6]

oh now everyone is afraid.

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

Hello, I make $2 billion a minute working from home, I also live on the planet Mars and bred unicorns...

[supersaiyan 6]

I make $2 billion a minute on your pucking mother.

[j-roadtatts 1,129]

If you got nothing better to do why not get off your pedal stool, and make me some synonym rolls.

[dem beats 1,223]

Lolz!

[sandt38 448]

Wow... who pissed in this guy's Cheerios?

 

Hey new guy, here's a little advice for you. Go away.

 

I am not the mod who banned you, but I can and will if you don't behave. I have access to your ip, and I can access your computer remotely. Upon doing this I will shut it down, entering your BIOS for an update, shutting the computer down part way through the update, rendering your computer into a brick.

 

Now, go away. This is your last warning

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Someone's E-penis is about to get lopped off.

[sandt38 448]

These silly kids... They don't even hide behind proxies...

 

And hey, kid... I already have your IP, so it is too late for that.

[mikel7829 90]

Lol crazy! wtf

[dem beats 1,223]

Anyway, I'm in love with the red head next door.

<3

Most adorable young lady ever.

[mikel7829 90]

Anyway, I'm in love with the red head next door.

<3

Most adorable young lady ever.

Lol...Next comes recommendations for binoculars 

 

[dem beats 1,223]

I will be her father figure and whatnot.

[dem beats 1,223]

Anyway, I'm in love with the red head next door.

<3

Most adorable young lady ever.

Lol...Next comes recommendations for binoculars

Naw I just go in and buy something every day I see her truck in the lot here.

She has my name memorized at this point.

:-)

So you could say it's getting serious.

[mikel7829 90]

 

 

Anyway, I'm in love with the red head next door.

<3

Most adorable young lady ever.

Lol...Next comes recommendations for binoculars

 

Naw I just go in and buy something every day I see her truck in the lot here.

She has my name memorized at this point.

:-)

So you could say it's getting serious.

 

LMAO!!! You know what they say about redheads!!

[dem beats 1,223]

They are likely to kill you in your sleep for no reason because red hair amplifies the crazy women naturally have and they are soulless dementors?

[mikel7829 90]

They are likely to kill you in your sleep for no reason because red hair amplifies the crazy women naturally have and they are soulless dementors?

 I was thinking red on the head fire in the hole!!! But I will keep this in mind next time!!!!lol

[dem beats 1,223]

Just a saying from where I grew up, but yeah, the biblical bush on fire is kinda awesome.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Fuck that!  I don't want to get burned!

[dem beats 1,223]

In the words of author and hunter Peter Hathaway Capstick, “It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods … The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison. It tastes exactly like, well, hippo.”

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I can say, the one redhead I dated had the sweetest pussy I've ever tasted. 

[dem beats 1,223]

Fuck that! I don't want to get burned!

I'm like a moth to flame.

[dem beats 1,223]

I can say, the one redhead I dated had the sweetest pussy I've ever tasted.

I will have to get a higher sample number to confirm this data...

I'm up for that challenge.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Woke up with a nasty cold and everyone in my family has the flu.  I've been in the kitchen for 5 hours gently stewing some chicken soup.  I have not eaten in anticipation.  About time to put the noodles in.

[dem beats 1,223]

Sounds good!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

 

I can say, the one redhead I dated had the sweetest pussy I've ever tasted.

I will have to get a higher sample number to confirm this data...

I'm up for that challenge.

 

 

I've fucked 83 bitches and only one has been a redhead.  Over half of them have been a fish buffet, so that seals the deal for me.