j-roadtatts

Best story is one of my brothers. He was piercing a deaf girls clam. He said that taco was full of cottage cheese. Did one big wipe, held his breath and went in. He says “how do you tell a deaf chic her pussy stinks?” Best part had to be the telephone call through the translator before hand.

Oh man the T&A I have seen...

Yeah I guess I forgot to take my Midol that day.

I definitely have more horror stories from piercings than tattoos. People passing out, throwing up, all kinds of rancid smells. You name it!

Funny story, when I first started tattooing I only wanted to do dark daemonic shit. Realized real quick the people that wanted that kind of work were dicks and usually smelled. Now I tatt lots of girly stuff and 80% of my clients are honeys!! Because who doesn’t want to get paid to hang out with beautiful women all day?

Is original design style one that has been around since the 50’s. They are built in England. This one is actually a Shader, but I use it as a liner as I move pretty fast.

Well there are many mantras in tattooing. A lot of the younger kids will only tatt their own designs, will not fix or touch others work, or duplicate an Image. I on the other hand am the working man’s tattoo artist. A lot of the people I tattoo on are lucky to get a tattoo a year. Most of them have an image they have been carrying around for a long time and are pretty set on it. They don’t need someone to change your mind or have time to wait weeks for someone to design something. Being as I do this job to make people happy, and not stroke my own ego, I will gladly do whatever they ask. If it is to copy someone else’s work that is fine or draw a custom one. Long story short I ripped off one of these pretentious art fag kids designs and tattooed it on someone. I did not claim that it was my design but did post it online. He asked me to remove it or get blasted and I basically refused. Most of my life I have thrived on conflict so resorted to that initially. Needless to say he got all his art fag friends to attack me. Realizing I was probably the one being a dick I did eventually pull it down. Then messaged the guy and apologized. A good verbal haircut every once in a while is good for the soul LOL.

Finally acquired all part for the Nissan lift!! Stating on the rear hopefull in the next couple dayz! Going to need to break out a bigger table to photo the front end parts. lol

Have the D60 pig in the yard!! SAS here I come!! Woot woot!!

On the other hand got my boss to come through with a sweet work bonus!!

Congrats on killin' the job Matt!! I got flamed by a bunch of fascist pig's online this week. So definitely feel your pain dealing with assholes.

Annikya took off for Mexico yesterday. They are driving there. First trip into the world on her own. Dad had to take a few deep breaths.

Enjoy the trip! The culturing will be excellent for them!

Went on an emotional roller coaster last night. Realized the truck I bought only had a Dana 50 front end. Being determined, I found a Dana 60, for a smoking price. But was about four hours away. Said fuck it and PayPal’ed the guy a deposit anyway. He tells me he’ll be out of town for a week and a half. Start making plans to pick it up when he gets back. Then this is when the deal got real sweet. He tells me he is heading to Moab and will deliver if I live on the way! Fuck yes I live on the way!!! All is better and life is good!!

Baby Mila broke her leg this week by running into a bed frame. Should heal like lightning at her age at least.