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another hoity toity i "talked" to was some jewish canadian chick. about 4'11'', NICE ass. C's, and her cheapest pair of jeans cost $110. 7 day cruise and i got my mac on for 5...

her mom was cool as hell too. we are sitting out on the balcony making out and she comes in and goes out on the deck and i think im dead...no she just came out to tell her daughter she was back from the casino and she is going to sleep. she wasnt even that drunk. I would move to canada if it wasnt so damn cold if the chicks and moms are like that.

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braces are kinky

x2, almost every girl ive had a real crush on has had braces. :ehh:

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what's gonna happen when there are no more teeth to straighten?

:Doh:

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yeah my luck with females involves explaing what the shocker sticker on my car means, to my co-workers wife.

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Sucks dude. No girls in AZ?

Roll down here to FL. Chicks dig loud/nice stereos here.

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If a girl doenst know what the shocker is i usually just tell them they dont need to know. Because if they dont know it by now I dont need to be the one responsible for ruining their almost innocent minds. :)

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Theres a chick from AZ thats going to college in Manhattan. She is fricking HOT, awsome to talk to also.

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^FTW.

as M5 said...hold my attention.

I personlly dont need much to stay entertained but you guys might.

I still do enjoy a good conversation with a female.

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What is a good song with low low organ notes. Im talking dipping into the 20's? I may just burn it and go cruiseing in the truck.

^FTW.

as M5 said...hold my attention.

I personlly dont need much to stay entertained but you guys might.

I still do enjoy a good conversation with a female.

She is going to Manhattan christian college, and is basically engaged, but she is awsome to work with.

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Didn't mean for that top quote to be there...wtf

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engaged FTL.

I was semi-crushing this polish chick for 2 years then im like fudge it and we became really good friends....then she runs off and dates some 22 year old and gets pregers...Now she is married at 17. I forsee her infront of a trailer holding a baby with two running around infront of her yelling at her drunk husband.

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in my town most the chicks are pretty lame, the hott ones are in the phoenix area.

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Met a chick from Sweden at "The french house" acutally, a bunch of germans live there, and they threw one hell of a party. Ended up meeting people from like 11 countries. Free alcohol, they mixed drinks for you too, AWSOME people. Chicks from Sweden are fricking beautiful.

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in my town most  the chicks are pretty lame, the hott ones are in the phoenix area.

The one I know is from phoenix....

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most girls around Lake chitty are pretty lame, are trashy, or their parents think they are little angles so you cant date them but they are out getting wasted and stripping on top of truck boxes while they are at a "friends" house.

not that im complaining about the stripping part but the rest sucks.

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Met a chick from Sweden at "The french house" acutally, a bunch of germans live there, and they threw one hell of a party.  Ended up meeting people from like 11 countries.  Free alcohol, they mixed drinks for you too, AWSOME people.  Chicks from Sweden are fricking beautiful.

poland and sweedand are close in blood. this chick wasnt no crapper. blonde hair, glassey blue eyes. nice tan (not dark, just some color with no lines or imperfections). she could use some cologen in her lips though. i have a pic of her with cake smeared all over her face from like 2 years ago somewhere. ill see if i can find it.

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The blond hair and beautiful blue eyes are 'bout to die for.

I'm a sucker for blond hair/blue eyes. Absolute sucker.

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i dont have a preferance but blonde and amber with highlights stand out the most.

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Picture154.jpg

3 bottles of sky + 2 bottles of bacardi + 1 birthday cake = cake in teh face

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Then theres the redheads.....

too spicy for me...like pastey white latin chicks with freckles.

cute but i cant handle that chit.

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How real southerners have birthday parties. barles of hay around a fire and chit loads of people, half drunk, the other half you dont even know. You really only know half of the half that are drink because they are also drunk.

Drunk + Hay + Fire = Picture157.jpg

they thought it would be funny to make a pile of hay on my foot and hten make a trail to the fire while i was leaning on some chick i dont even remember.

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You dont want to see the other pics. That is the last birthday party i brought my camera to.

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