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[///M5 2,833]

very nice M5.  How good is your Russian

It used to be real good, right now it is perhaps a bit weak since I have not had the opportunity to use it in years.

[///M5 2,833]

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[Penny 0]

you should move to VA and teach me Russian.

Matt can repay you in pancakes or oil changes

Edited April 25, 2006 by Penny

[///M5 2,833]

thats a crazy story. what happened with the girls? I have a one track mind

If you've seen Coming to America, it is not unlike the princess, "whatever you like."

[///M5 2,833]

you should move to VA and teach me Russian.

Matt can repay you in pancakes or oil changes

Oil changes would be good. The bimmer stealer charges $180 a pop. And of course I don't have them do mine, but funny fact anyway. For me $8 for an internet filter and 5 quarts of Mobil 1 ~$33 or so.

[JimJ 11]

I are hungry

Need to decide where to go...someplace cheep

[Penny 0]

i ate subway on university blvd. the new guy that is always there licks balls.

it was pretty terrible even for subway

Edited April 25, 2006 by Penny

[Devillain 0]

thats a crazy story. what happened with the girls? I have a one track mind

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If you've seen Coming to America, it is not unlike the princess, "whatever you like."

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Sounds like my kind of place.

I havent been on a trip in a while I need to go somewhere.

[JimJ 11]

i ate subway on university blvd.  the new guy that is always there licks balls.

it was pretty terrible even for subway

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Subway blows...Quizno's blows it out of the water.

[JimJ 11]

But of course, you already knew that.

[ramos 2]

I love red necks

salesman- how's it going today. What can I help you with ?

neck- I brought my sea doo to see if you guys can make it faster ( he was towing an older yamaha wave blaster )

Salesman- If it's got a motor, and runs in the snow or water we can make it faster. What did you have in mind ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster

Salesman- Okay, you want to add performance mods to the motor ? rejet carbs ? new impellar and intake ? All of these will increase speed in some sense.

neck - I want yall to make it faster

salesman- Do you want it to plane faster, or faster top speed ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster.

I went to lunch

[JimJ 11]

May just go on campus for something...problem is finding parking.

Only open spaces are a ten minute walk from anything, this time of day...

[///M5 2,833]

I am sure that attitude has cleared down a bit. Here is an idea of the turmoil while I was there.

I leave the US: exchange rate 6 rubles to the dollar.

spent a little time in Sweden/Finland on the way over first day in USSR: 35 rubles to the dollar

2 days later: 180 rubles to the dollar

I was in Leningrad when it changed back to St. Petersburg and when they declared free market to be okay. One day in the city square there was a park, the next there were kiosks everywhere selling mostly American goods (levi's, marlboro's etc) all at much, much cheaper prices than here.

When your economy goes to chit that fast and your society is a bit loose (most high school girls in russia have a boyfriend and typically a lover that is much older and married) it makes it fun for a single guy, especially when most of the women really think they want to go to the US more than anywhere else in teh world.

[JimJ 11]

I love red necks  

salesman- how's it going today. What can I help you with ?

neck- I brought my sea doo to see if you guys can make it faster ( he was towing an older yamaha wave blaster )

Salesman- If it's got a motor, and runs in the snow or water we can make it faster. What did you have in mind ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster

Salesman- Okay, you want to add performance mods to the motor  ? rejet carbs ? new impellar and intake ? All of these will increase speed in some sense.

neck - I want yall to make it faster

salesman- Do you want it to plane faster, or faster top speed ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster.

I went to lunch  

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It needs nawwwwzzzz

and a type R sticker.

[///M5 2,833]

I love red necks  

salesman- how's it going today. What can I help you with ?

neck- I brought my sea doo to see if you guys can make it faster ( he was towing an older yamaha wave blaster )

Salesman- If it's got a motor, and runs in the snow or water we can make it faster. What did you have in mind ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster

Salesman- Okay, you want to add performance mods to the motor  ? rejet carbs ? new impellar and intake ? All of these will increase speed in some sense.

neck - I want yall to make it faster

salesman- Do you want it to plane faster, or faster top speed ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster.

I went to lunch  

Am I to assume you work in a boat store?

[ramos 2]

Ever ridden a nitrous injected jet ski ? It's fun right up till you push that little button. Then the only thought crossing your mind is this is gonna hurt........

[ramos 2]

I love red necks

[ramos 2]

I spend most of the time building or repairing jet ski hulls.

[///M5 2,833]

How do you "break" a jet ski hull?? Natural selection?

[ramos 2]

I wish. rednecks and hillbilly's just bounce, they don't break Nah, you would be surprised at some of the hulls brought in. Hitting logs in the water, beaching it with no protection for years. I have seen some that I didn't know how the fook they managed to do that much damage. The shop also has a sea doo factory sponsored jet ski team. Them boys is big time rough on some hulls.

Edited April 25, 2006 by ramos

[///M5 2,833]

If luck is with me, my car will be shod in new rubber and aluminium come Friday!

[Acidburn 10]

If luck is with me, my car will be shod in new rubber and aluminium come Friday!

[Acidburn 10]

whew, so glad DiffyQs presentation is over, now to just get by that damn exam

[Devillain 0]

I love red necks  

salesman- how's it going today. What can I help you with ?

neck- I brought my sea doo to see if you guys can make it faster ( he was towing an older yamaha wave blaster )

Salesman- If it's got a motor, and runs in the snow or water we can make it faster. What did you have in mind ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster

Salesman- Okay, you want to add performance mods to the motor  ? rejet carbs ? new impellar and intake ? All of these will increase speed in some sense.

neck - I want yall to make it faster

salesman- Do you want it to plane faster, or faster top speed ?

neck- I want yall to make it faster.

I went to lunch  

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would have stayed just to hear the rest of that conversation. You guys must be patient.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Hot dental assistant.

Wow.

Ridiculous.

I need to go to more appointments more often.

Yeah, no pics.