Welcome to the IHoP

[Acidburn 10]

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

I don't care how old this gets, still puts me in stitches

ahhh, nerd humor

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. -- A Gwinnett County couple said they opened their cable bill and saw red. They said nearly a dozen pornographic movie titles were on their bill.

Channel 2 discovered other customers had similar complaints that Charter Communications billed them for services never ordered. In this case, the services are so racy we will only mention a couple of the titles. But other items on their bill are equally eye-popping.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Canady and Kelley Kirkley want you to know their home is wholesome and their cable is not kinky.

[Acidburn 10]

I want to know what the other titles are...

[Tmax98 3]

I want to know what the other titles are...

lol

[Tmax98 3]

those titles seem familiar lol

NOT

[Tmax98 3]

Porn Titles Top^

[MKader17 332]

Thats really odd. I ordered a couple pornos last month and I never got charged for it.....

[MKader17 332]

Begging For It All was actually worth it too

[Acidburn 10]

[Tmax98 3]

LMAO

[Tmax98 3]

night hoppers! see ya in the later (was goin to say am but it already is the am lol)

[topgun 262]

I hate burning CD's with only 60mB of stuff. them, takes longer to find the files than burn.

Flash Drive? FTW!

Not when you have to hand it in.

[topgun 262]

Would ya'll be interested in data as to the bond strength relationship between butt joints on birch ply/MDF with titebond I/II/III, liquid nails adhesive, various forms of caulking and such?

Basically make up the joints and break them in the lab at work *breaking in pure tension*. I'm thinking of doing this so the idiots on the other site will see what adhesives are stronger and quit arguing. *not sure anything can get them to shut up*

But then there is the issue of what last longer and which breaks down more over time etc etc...

Not a factor. The time it would take for the joints to actually break down would only matter in fine home audio. No one keeps a woofer box long enough to matter. The places where it would matter is heirloom style home audio speakers, and the people building them know what the hell they are doing anyways.

Not even a factor in a harsher car enviroment?

Highly doubt it.

[Godsmack 360]

FYI Gutiar Center has a Guitar Hero III promo going on right now.

50" plasma

Game

360

Slash signed Les Paul as the top prizes.

Thought this might be of interest.

[Godsmack 360]

And tom,

FUNNY ass liscence plate photot's homie.

J

[topgun 262]

Agreed^^.

[Godsmack 360]

Work is boring so far.

Then again what else is new.

J

[topgun 262]

Last time work got fun and exciting a professor came out and bitched...

He is a jakcalope anyways.

There were these big creep specimen frames that had concrete blocks in 'em loaded to like 40,000lbs and they had to be taken out. They were smashed in between two 1.5" think steel plates with springs on one side and tightened down with nuts on threaded rod. Instead of having to unscrew the nuts which was NOT easy. We took them outside and smashed the concrete out with a sledge hammer.

There was already one professor out there, 2 grad students, and 1 other shop employee, then the other Cap't dumbass came out and wanted to do it some utterly ludicrous way. Our way was fine, didn't hurt anything, had it all under control, and he came out and started bitching when we were halfway through the last one.

So we went back inside and waited for him to leave.

Sidenote, using a 10lb sledge on concrete thats under load is fun

[topgun 262]

He wanted us to screw down a separate set of nuts, compress the springs further, then take the specimen out and then back the loaded nuts off.

In order to unscrew the nuts with a load on them involves 2 guys with 2x4's holding the frame from moving, and a 3rd guy on a 5' cheater bar attached to the end of a 1.5" combination wrench, you can only turn the nuts ~1/2 turn at a time, 3 nuts having to unscrew about 5turns.

Not happening.

[topgun 262]

The other option was to just stick the entire frame under the big hyd. actuator and just loading the concrete till it broke, but due to the instability of that alignment we decided that wouldn't be the best idea.

[Godsmack 360]

I like ur idea best.

His is just well........boring

And asanine.

J

[topgun 262]

Indeed. There is a list that was started last week in the grad office down at the shop titled "Dumb statements/questions". He holds 75% of the spots on the list.

[topgun 262]

I'm working on making my MTM's pretty, they are the 7" Dayton Reference and a Morel MDT29 setup, I'm thinking of trying to sell them for ~800$. Any idea on if that is a reasonable price? They will be sealed with triple coats of polyurthane then a piano black finish. Drivers are NOT flush mounted either. Also, I was thinking about making a grill setup for them using magnetic grill guide studs and grill cloth to cover the drivers to help make them look pretty.

[topgun 262]

I'm out.

Later ya'll.