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Don't think I'll ever ghost ride the whip like that!

Come on, that's only a $90k boat.

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I'm seriously considering pot so I can get all these things done.

Why will that help?

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I'm seriously considering pot so I can get all these things done.

Why will that help?

I usually get a lot done when I am baked. I'll clean for 8 hours. Find out it's only been 2 then cleAn more.

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Yes. I don't know if I would want to try to learn anything.. but I can task like a muthafukka

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If I cared about video games I would be a god. Pot grind grind grind grind.....pot grind grind grind grind.

New stuff might scare me though. Unless it's new vagina. High Matt equals happy woman.

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I don't typically try to get any when stoned though.

Which is a shame. The female population of this planet would be better off if I was out there performing random acts of awesome to their bodies.

:-D

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Sitting down with a cigar tonight. Just got done with some yard work.

A spider lands on my cigar and toasts himself. Poor bastard.

:-(

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Something else interesting, if you make some Gatorade from the powder at home then put it into the freezer it freezes like a slushy.

It's like a Mr misty from DQ. I don't think they mAke those anymore but this is great.

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Cat woman sooooooooo fucking hot.

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Which cat woman?

Anne Hathaway.

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Something else interesting, if you make some Gatorade from the powder at home then put it into the freezer it freezes like a slushy.

It's like a Mr misty from DQ. I don't think they mAke those anymore but this is great.

They changed the name to Arctic Freeze. Some guy named Mr. Misty tried to sue them.

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Every Catwoman has been hot. I love Anne Hathaway though. She likes it in the butt and is very open about it. She's like the whore next door.

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Every Catwoman has been hot. I love Anne Hathaway though. She likes it in the butt and is very open about it. She's like the whore next door.

I also have a thing for emily blunt. Just something about'm...

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Ryan I didn't know she likes the but sex!

Where did you hear of this????

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Where did you hear of this????

Sorry. I didn't mean to kiss and tell.......

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Ryan I didn't know she likes the but sex!

Where did you hear of this????

surprise-buttsex.jpg

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Ryan I didn't know she likes the but sex!

Where did you hear of this????

It was in Maxim or Stuff a few years ago.

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Devil wears prada must be your favorite movie!

I thoroughly enjoyed that movie.

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I'm feeling Scarlett Johansson right now. Also, I have to say Kristen Stewart has a nice little tail on her. If Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, I'm bringing ramrodding back.

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Buncha fucking pervs.

Edited by stefanhinote

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