Dumb shit people say

[Angelboy863 21]

Had a customer come in today...(like18 years old mind you...)

" hey man, can you guys put a K&N filter in for me? I need one because it adds about 25 horsepower."

The whole intake system can....

I realize that. Lol. He wanted just the drop in filter... and it was a fucking honda civic... with a huge P.O.S. wing that MUST improve aero dynamics... and the spinner hubcaps that are just amazingly badass...

Lol I'm getting a k&n filter in my Honda civic xD along with a new k&n exhaust system.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I've had tattoos for years. They never hurt me. The process of being tattooed can be painful, but the tattoos themselves are not.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

"I never actually worked these problems, I just drew them. What can I say, I got lazy."

Electrical Theory professor after I definitively showed him that zero voltage drop across a resistor means a dead short through it, negating the rest of the resistors in the circuit drawing. Still got it wrong; no biggie for me personally but that one test question was effectively worth about 2% of the overall semester grade, and I know most if not all the rest of the class got it wrong.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

25 HP yo

[Angelboy863 21]

25 HP yo

Wouldn't wanna race him lol

[Shogen 325]

25 HP yo

Offishall right thurr!!!

[orlando144 20]

^^ fuck a Lambo...

[05Trailblazer 1]

when people ask me how may days are in a week!!