Welcome to the IHoP

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[ssh 924]

Matt will like this, he likes kitty cats.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[ssh 924]

I can't fucking believe in this day and age that alcohol is legal, and marijuana isn't. MAkes zerro sense, but obviously big business and lobbying can work wonders, that coupled with ignorance and your good to go.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[ssh 924]

Im going to have a bad hang oveer tomorrow.

[jonbearsmt 919]

sean and his new color wow, purple suits you.

[ssh 924]

sean and his new color wow, purple suits you.

His color has always beeen purple.

[dem beats 1,223]

Awe! Cute kitteh!

[dem beats 1,223]

Huge pile of parts showed up at my house today. Always show up at like 8pm around here. Crazy shit.

[dem beats 1,223]

Stupid summer cold. Won't let me sleep.

[Godsmack 360]

Fuckin A. What a day.

J

[ricksi30 923]

Fuckin A. What a day.

J

No kidding man! I hope yours wasn't too bad.

[jonbearsmt 919]

sean and his new color wow, purple suits you.

His color has always beeen purple.

i always remember it being red,

[jonbearsmt 919]

Fuckin A. What a day.

J

i agree

[Ohjay 116]

Fuckin A. What a day. J

You ain't lying, it's been a long one and I still have to do my homework.

[sandt38 448]

I ain't drunk...I'm just drinking.

That's because you drink everyday. Tolerance!

That explains his political affiliation

[ricksi30 923]

I ain't drunk...I'm just drinking.

That's because you drink everyday. Tolerance!

That explains his political affiliation

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I ain't drunk...I'm just drinking.

That's because you drink everyday. Tolerance!

Everyday? Pffft, I can't afford that...

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do.

Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century.

Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic well-being of its subjects. Today we have insulated you from countless factions who threaten your financial viability, such as the poor.

Tthe idealistic foreigners still clinging to their childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights. We all know they wouldn't have been punished if they hadn't been doing something WRONG!

And who better to dispense such blatantly evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself?

Acid rain is a thing of the past. Too many possible causes, too little significance for our modern thinking public.

Besides, industrial manufacturing is at an all-time low anyway, who needs those narrow minded laborers?

Too many mouths to feed, heh, and too much burden on the payroll!

Who needs 'em here in the land of the free time? Some other ass-backward country will give us what we need by exploiting its uneducated children anyway.

The Internet has expanded our ability to pacify average Americans better than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the imagination. Your home office is the window to your world, and the heart of your social life.

Such reclusive behavior helps clear the roads and public works from overburden like the lower middle class and others who depend shamelessly on their government.

Today you are freer than ever to do what you want, provided you can pay for it!

Remember, the first word in USA is US!

We have arrived, neighbors, we are the privileged elite!

[dem beats 1,223]

My damned case was DOA. Banged up door and broken fan. I am pissed.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]