Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[dem beats 1,223]

Bing rips and bodyshots?

[sandt38 448]

Why the pucking shit ass language filter?

 

 

[sandt38 448]

Fuck

[sandt38 448]

fuck, fuck, fuck

[sandt38 448]

c-word

[sandt38 448]

cunt

[Tirefryr 1,742]

LOL!  No pucking problems for me.

 

 

**OWNED**

[///M5 2,833]

Fuckin back hurts

[sandt38 448]

53 minutes ago, Tirefryr said:

LOL!  No pucking problems for me.

 

 

**OWNED**

LO fucking L!

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

shit piss fuck c-word cocksucker motherpucker tits

[sandt38 448]

National beer day! Drinking a Mokah right now!

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.
[Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still not be considered flawed.
[Though, Mary, you went to town,
and sucked some semen down,]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,
[and Mary had to offer him a bribe.]
Said she had no money,
[and they had no place to sleep.]
Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a room for free!"]

That's right..

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
[Mary thought that she might pleasure them,
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said...

["You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
Everyone in the nation.
[Fellatio ain't no sin,
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
['Cause there ain't no penetration!"]

[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary!
[The donkey, or the ox and the lamb]
And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!
[They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!]
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.

[Mary, you can suck my dick!]
[laughter]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

 

[MKader17 332]

1 hour ago, sandt38 said:

National beer day! Drinking a Mokah right now!

Can't get Mokah in Kansas....

[MKader17 332]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/field-company/the-field-skillet-lighter-smoother-cast-iron/description

Interesting

[sandt38 448]

50 minutes ago, MKader17 said:

Can't get Mokah in Kansas....

boooo!

[MKader17 332]

Can get it an hour away in Missouri bit who goes there?

[Godsmack 360]

1 hour ago, MKader17 said:

Can get it an hour away in Missouri bit who goes there?

 

If you're talking about Pappy, we have it around here too. What age are you after?

 

J

[Godsmack 360]

Came home today to a tree full off bees. Thank god my brlife ther and his wife told me earlier in the day. Called my old neighbor who have a honey farm, and he came and took most of the scouts away. There had to be an easy 2000+ bees when he showed up. Well a few hours later the foargers showed up by the hundreds. So for the next few days I'll be going through the vet place next door.

 

J

[MKader17 332]

7 hours ago, Godsmack said:

 

If you're talking about Pappy, we have it around here too. What age are you after?

 

J

I was talking about Southern Tier Mokah. A delicious heavy beer

[dem beats 1,223]

I was talking pappy. I want awhatever can be found that isn't second hand pricing. 

 

A $50 bottle sells for hundreds at the second hand market.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/state-trooper-fired-for-proselytizing-on-duty

Surprised he wasn't fired for this already