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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Are you seriously walking your fucking dog around the neighborhood at 10:30PM? Thank your lucky stars I don't kneecap your ass.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

And I'm being very generous

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Sorry, but someone walking a dog that big on my front lawn at this time of day? That shit don't fly, bud.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Unlike .44 Mag bullets, those fly quite well.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Also presented without comment, because it doesn't need one

[MKader17 332]

I fucking hate my upstairs neighbors. at all hours of the day sounds like they're running from a bear while doing front flips.

I laughed so hard.

[MKader17 332]

Are you seriously walking your fucking dog around the neighborhood at 10:30PM? Thank your lucky stars I don't kneecap your ass.

Yes, because my Malamute has trouble with 100* heat so we walk her at night when it's "cooler"

[dem beats 1,223]

Omg. Project pics like crazy for you bitcheses. I'm on a fuxking get shit done bender. Ima chew up bandwidth.

[Frostedflakejake 148]

Not always true, unfortunately. Many a-times I've been referred to as boring or non-artistic because I don't have a Tattoo.

[Frostedflakejake 148]

The only thing that bugs me about tattoo's is when something I find inappropriate is plainly visible.

Stuff like racial slurs and dis-tasteful use of vulgar language. When I'm taking my nephew out to dinner I don't need him asking me what a "clit licker" is because he saw it on your forearm.

I'm also in complete awe at the amount of shitty tattoo's my friends get. That I completely do not understand. Just because you can afford the $50 tattoo doesn't mean you should get it.

[ssh 924]

The only thing that bugs me about tattoo's is when something I find inappropriate is plainly visible.

Stuff like racial slurs and dis-tasteful use of vulgar language. When I'm taking my nephew out to dinner I don't need him asking me what a "clit licker" is because he saw it on your forearm.

I'm also in complete awe at the amount of shitty tattoo's my friends get. That I completely do not understand. Just because you can afford the $50 tattoo doesn't mean you should get it.

I hate to tell you, but you got some dumb-ass friends.

[ssh 924]

[Godsmack 360]

The only thing that bugs me about tattoo's is when something I find inappropriate is plainly visible.

Stuff like racial slurs and dis-tasteful use of vulgar language. When I'm taking my nephew out to dinner I don't need him asking me what a "clit licker" is because he saw it on your forearm.

I'm also in complete awe at the amount of shitty tattoo's my friends get. That I completely do not understand. Just because you can afford the $50 tattoo doesn't mean you should get it.

All mine are hideable. Are all 110% sunday dinner appropriate? No. Nothing with vulgar language or nudity tho.

J

[Godsmack 360]

Inked women........and girls with great asses.........

J

[dem beats 1,223]

Snack done and now bed time.

[sandt38 448]

Moar please

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

38,000!

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Like a bawws

[///M5 2,833]

I'm in a fantasy football thing and I don't know what the fuck I am doing. I don't even know my players.

What did I get into.....

Need help?

Yes. I know that in football a score is called a "touch down" that is about it. I was told I inherited a good team.

Dynasty league? Let me know the rosters and what sort of auction/draft you'll be having.

[///M5 2,833]

Moar please

YES

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

For Ryan:

[MKader17 332]

Sold my Galaxy Nexus last night for $60 more than I paid for it. Now on to my next project of replacing a couple bolts on a p90x pull up bar that I found sitting next to the trash can.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Are you seriously walking your fucking dog around the neighborhood at 10:30PM? Thank your lucky stars I don't kneecap your ass.

Yes, because my Malamute has trouble with 100* heat so we walk her at night when it's "cooler"

It's plenty cool by 8PM. 10:30 PM? Kneecap.

[MKader17 332]

What would it even matter if someone was walking there dog at 8PM 10PM or 2AM?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]