Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[dem beats 1,223]

Round these parts saying you like glock will dry up a pussy faster than a sham-wow in the Sahara with trump talking in the background.

 

Flash some of Saint John Moses Browning's finest work, the 1911, and you will be deeper than Winney the Pooh in the honey pot.

 

 

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

At the gun store listening to guys big enough to play in the NBA talking about how Glocks are just too big for their hands; always makes me chuckle.

[dem beats 1,223]

41 minutes ago, Penguin4x4 said:

At the gun store listening to guys big enough to play in the NBA talking about how Glocks are just too big for their hands; always makes me chuckle.

I cannot even. I dislike the way a glock feels in my hand but that's absurd. They are "Good" guns that do the job on the cheep.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Not really on the cheap. Not here, anyway.

[Godsmack 360]

22 minutes ago, dem beats said:

I cannot even. I dislike the way a glock feels in my hand but that's absurd. They are "Good" guns that do the job on the cheep.

 

See and I love the feeling and weight distrobution. Only other thing more comfortable in my hands is my M&P.

 

 

J

[dem beats 1,223]

27 minutes ago, Penguin4x4 said:

Not really on the cheap. Not here, anyway.

Well, less than the H&K, F&N, premium 1911....

 

More middle like xd, Smith M&P...

[dem beats 1,223]

12 minutes ago, Godsmack said:

 

See and I love the feeling and weight distrobution. Only other thing more comfortable in my hands is my M&P.

 

 

J

 

List of comfortable handgun grips. Best at the top descending to worst

 

Well done 1911

FNX 

XdM

Colt magnum

Smith M&P/h&k tie

Derringer

Broken bottle

Man o war handshake

Bullet ant mittens

Glock

 

 

 

Edited March 5, 2016 by dem beats

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

SiG 226, Double Stack 1911, Beretta 92/96, Gen4 17 + Large Backstrap, or gtfo.

 

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

38 minutes ago, dem beats said:

Man o war handshake

 

 

 

Just pee on it

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

My Zastava typewriter > all, though

[dem beats 1,223]

1 hour ago, Penguin4x4 said:

My Zastava typewriter > all, though

I am not knowing.

 

Please explain.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

A de-uglied version of this

 

Edited March 6, 2016 by Penguin4x4

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Need to get around to taking new pics. She's a 'beaut.

[sandt38 448]

1 hour ago, Penguin4x4 said:

A de-uglied version of this

 

I hated my AK. Such a sloppy piece of shit.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Yet another explosion at a Houston area refinery. Shocking.

[sandt38 448]

OK folks... I Need a bumper sticker. I am, sadly, buying a new Subaru. I'm tired of struggling to get out here in the boonies when we get ice, and Subarus really kick ass in the weather. If you can find a bumper sticker that simply says "I am a lesbian", please let me know. Only 2 kinds of people buy a Subaru, lesbians and liberals, and I don't want to be mistaken for a liberal...

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.zazzle.com/let_there_be_no_confusion_i_may_drive_a_subaru_car_bumper_sticker-128465702565973083

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.zazzle.com/you_can_go_fast_i_can_go_anywhere_car_bumper_sticker-128766254805030202

[///M5 2,833]

Soobarooch. 

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I wouldn't bother, personally. If someone gets a bee in their bonnet because of what I drive they aren't worth the time of day.

[sandt38 448]

11 minutes ago, Penguin4x4 said:

I wouldn't bother, personally. If someone gets a bee in their bonnet because of what I drive they aren't worth the time of day.

<--- Likes the idea of said bumper sticker.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Subaru-not-just-for-lesbians-anymore-sticker-Funny-JDM-race-car-window-gay-decal-/301640148587

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/AWD-DO-IT-ON-ALL-FOURS-SUBARU-STI-IMPREZA-WRX-WINDOW-STICKER-VINYL-DECAL-143-/231442868598

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Wagon-Mafia-Sticker-Decal-Honda-STI-Mazdaspeed-3-VW-Audi-BMW-Subaru-Mazda-illest-/321951791078

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Subaru-AWD-Soobexual-WRX-STI-Forester-JDM-Hellaflush-illest-decal-sticker-/121296604578