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That's not power, that's bad harmonics.

yea yea... tried saying that one to her too. didn't work. I asked her. Why is our viper quieter than your camaro if power =loud?

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A woman wrote a lot of Letters to the White House complaining about the

treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo

Bay.

She received back the following reply:

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, D.C. 20016

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of

the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo

Bay, Cuba.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was

heard loud and clear here in Washington .

You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens

like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining

Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers"

program, or LARK for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided

to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation

under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be

cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter

of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant

caretakers.

We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for

Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your

letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your

sensitivity to what you described as "his attitudinal problem" will help him

overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural

differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home

schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat

and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail

clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills

at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of

explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to

keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion), this might offend

him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except

sexually), since he views all females as a subhuman form of property. This

is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show

violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code

that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka --

over time.

Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his

religious beliefs". Wasn't that how you put it?

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you

keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of

Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching.

Good luck!

Cordially, your friend,

GEORGE W. BUSH

[///M5 2,833]

eff work, I am going fishing

sounds like a plan . Snook fishing tomorrow night woot woot

I was feeling all good about bass fishing until you said night fishing for snook. I took my buddies dad out tonight (who lives in Punta Gorda in the winter ) put him on some bass, but had a hard time getting them to bite his line. Mine no problem, I put myself in every bad angle possible to help him but still they come after my bait.

[///M5 2,833]

Can't believe we broke 500k in the rankings. Now we need to have 500k in posts to be on the big boards site!

only about 236K to go

we can do that many in the hop alone

[///M5 2,833]

That's not power, that's bad harmonics.

yea yea... tried saying that one to her too. didn't work. I asked her. Why is our viper quieter than your camaro if power =loud?

viper?

[///M5 2,833]

Go George, most intelligent thing I have heard him write.

[ANeonRider 3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7eLgaddI4&NR=1

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I am very disappointed over it all, I really was expecting more, and I mean yea the product and pricing will be worth it, but you can only wait so long. Ive always loved AA's stuff but Im almost second guessing myself and wondering what to do about it now. Ugh....

Andrew

what the fudge is wrong with these people waiting for the AA stuff to come out?

it's been one day, chill the fudge out

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AA missed a deadline? i'm shocked

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evening gents, what's shakin?

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hey Chris

[MKader17 332]

I ate at the IHoP tonight.... the one that involves pancakes

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/\ TOP

[2kchevy 3]

sup Tom. Life treatin you ok?

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http://www.olympia-charger.com/

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That's not power, that's bad harmonics.

yea yea... tried saying that one to her too. didn't work. I asked her. Why is our viper quieter than your camaro if power =loud?

viper?

We have a viper up at school (my dad teaches automotive). And it is easily quieter than her 91 camaro rs with the 305 v8. But the viper has twice the power.

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evening Tom

[2kchevy 3]

so I found a futon frame for free.

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so I found a futon frame for free.

Glad you finally found one. Good night hop.

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off to work on the planars.

need to cut 2 more mdf rings then start assembly

pics to come later

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evening Tom

yo

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so I found a futon frame for free.

nice

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off to work on the planars.

need to cut 2 more mdf rings then start assembly

pics to come later

you had better have pics

[Acidburn 10]

where does one get closed-cell foam?

[Acidburn 10]

http://www.gomestic.com/Homemaking/15-Uses-For-WD40.32880

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