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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. ;)

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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png

Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.

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Sad to see the sportsman show postponed. It is a fun place to go as there is much more than guns there.

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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png

Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.

Who will be driving your boat? ;)

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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png

Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.

Who will be driving your boat? wink.png

You can use my canoe ANYTIME. It only seats two.

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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png

Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.

Who will be driving your boat? ;)/>

Don't ask permission ask for forgiveness. We goin on a Tonka booze cruise! Maynard's Lord Fletchers, and lots of ladies who are lonely and thirsty that we meet on the way!

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I like Matt's idea much better!

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Matt your like a Genie.
Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?
What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png
Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.
Who will be driving your boat? ;)/>/>
Don't ask permission ask for forgiveness. We goin on a Tonka booze cruise! Maynard's Lord Fletchers, and lots of ladies who are lonely and thirsty that we meet on the way!

Fuuuuu...... When can I get work to send me back up there?

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So we were out with beers with some women from with W's work and a story was told about how she had me look for something on the table so she could continue to stare at my ass. Well, the other women knocked a fork onto the floor and drooled over me to pick it up... this was a new thing for me.

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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png

Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.

Who will be driving your boat? wink.png/>

Don't ask permission ask for forgiveness. We goin on a Tonka booze cruise! Maynard's Lord Fletchers, and lots of ladies who are lonely and thirsty that we meet on the way!

That will be one long ass paddle.

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I'm fat, and hairy. And even when I was fatter the bitchez drooled. Happy wives are more sexy than anything to other women.

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Matt your like a Genie.

Rub him like a lamp and your gay wish comes true?

What happens on the boat should stay there. wink.png

Just make sure when you take it out I am not along.

Who will be driving your boat? wink.png/>

Don't ask permission ask for forgiveness. We goin on a Tonka booze cruise! Maynard's Lord Fletchers, and lots of ladies who are lonely and thirsty that we meet on the way!

That will be one long ass paddle.

A couple bottles of crown royal and some fine cigars..... you will be captain Sean for sure.

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Ha. Perhaps skipper after a couple bottles. Although my willingness to bend the rules on water is WAY higher than on land.

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I'm fat, and hairy. And even when I was fatter the bitchez drooled. Happy wives are more sexy than anything to other women.

You paint nice pictures.

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This is the first epic discussion in the hop!

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And Ryan you have no ass. I mean I don't have one and you aren't exactly built the opposite of me.

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What no rump shake...

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Sort of like shaking a canoe paddle. Get used to it :P

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Just think, when you get out "there" you can spank each other with said paddles.

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Whey would Matt and I want to do that? We will be too busy smoking and drinking.

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I'm fat, and hairy. And even when I was fatter the bitchez drooled. Happy wives are more sexy than anything to other women.

You paint nice pictures.

Meh fat hairy guys are about the same as handsome athletic Adonis like men. I don't wanna fuck either of them.

I'm my youth though my ass was so amazing the ladies wrote poems over it.

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Oh, and bring your own. :D/>

You did say you had one I could borrow.

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